Finally, someone appreciates my hard-earned parenting skills!
Let it never be said that I don’t Odinappreciate you, despite the fact that you are a hotheaded, irresponsible wretch of an heir. Have an image of yourself upon an unholy Odinmix of those ‘poptarts’ you so avidly crave and a cat. It’s probably one of your nephews. Or nieces. Never can tell with Loki’s kids.
One of my goals while in this realm is to sample all of the varieties of ‘poptart’.
My comrades in SHIELD often ask if I have chosen a favorite yet, but this is very difficult. They are all delicious in their own unique ways!
Thor, I do not remember sending you to Midgard to gorge yourself on human delicacies. Have you become so gluttonous, to selfishly preoccupy yourself without thinking of your duties?
Greetings, I am Odin All-Father, ruler of Asgard, etc etc. This day I reach out to the people of Midgard with this ‘blog’.